A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
you can see the fear in that little guy’s eyes
we did this in class and the gummy bear sounded like it was screaming for help
We were going to do this in chemistry but then we ate the gummy bears
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
this is the gayest thing i have ever witnessed in my very gay life
my life goal is to now work heels as easily as they do no exceptions
- me: i'm gonna make you mine
- me: *right click, save image as*